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Da Gnomie (by Taraiha)
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Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. ~Captain Jack Sparrow
Me name is Miss Taraiha
I's one hunnert forry-free
No, I really is - no kiddin!
An I's a gnomie, see?.
I gots forry sevin brovvas
An a twin sisty, Karaiha.
If I sed I gots two more as well
You cunnit call me liar!
Me Mommy an me Daddy
Dem owns a cobblin stant
An dems meks da shiny bootses
Fer da gnomies of our lant.
Da place wher I grew upded
Issa big an spansiff city.
Me Daddy built our cottage
Annit really is quite purdy.
Some people calls me 'sassin
Anna theefs I bin callt too,
But I innit really neivva
(Though I's doned a job or two)
Me speshilty is po-shins
What I meks fer sell fer fun
An sometimes dem tastes nassy.
Cept da pink ones tastes like rum.
I's a happy lil gnomie
Part hafflin an part gnome.
But I needs a nice new ship,
Cuz da sea's a pye-rit's home.
