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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I's bin readin bout dis knight callt Fred who long ago wer brave.
Hims foughted big bad dwaggins; menny damsels hims dit save.
Hims wer honourfull an right an true an nevva stopped ta rest
Til da lant wer rid o dwaggins. Hims sword put ta da test!

But is sad I fink kill dwaggins, cuz dems really kinda cute
An I sure if askeded nicely dems woult hand ovva dems loot
Witout a droppa blood bein spilt. Dems really nice I finks
Even tho dems breaves da fire so dem breafs proberbly stinks.

I rekins dems likes cookies an singin happy choons
(an dems prolly fink da knights what trya killem is all loons)
An I fink dems woult be purdy haff eyes like little gems
An der teefs woult be like dye-mints so dems likea smile wit dems.

Oh! I wanna meeta dwaggin! Tekkim cookies, say 'ello.
Me heart goes all kerthumpy when I finks of doin so -
it woult be so excitin see a dwaggin in real life
An mebbes hims invite me tea ta say 'lo ta hims wife.