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From WikiWatch

Waiter, Waiter...

Excuse me Mista Waita
Can yous come ere if yous would?
Wanna bring ta yous attenshin
Dat dis dinna innit good.

I dunnit wanna cause a scene
An I hates fer go complain
But I cannit kip pretendin
Dattit all juss right as rain

No! It cannit wait til later
Please fixit wittout ado!
Cuz I gotsta pertest, Waita...
Dersa a brownie in me stew!